Q. What is the difference between clever little Bertie and a venereal disease?
A. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A. The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack.
Q. Why did God create alcohol?
A. So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.
What is there in common between a passionate kiss and a spider?
Both lead to the undoing of the fly.
Why do farts smell ?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
more at http://www.geocities.com/dicketgeorge/