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Th1e speech you didnt hear.


Bartholmews real speech in City west (excluding the propaganda)

" The New Fianna Testament" ,The Beatitudes, according to Saint Bertie.

Bertie led his followers ,wealthy farmers,despised tax collectors, building speculators,and rich merchants-up to Citywest in the Dublin mountain,where they paused to rest. ,He addressed them in these words;

‘Look around you,my disciples…all this, I give to those of you who worship me.Verily I say unto you;-

"Blessed are the young people , who have been priced out of the home ownership market,by corruption,nepotism,stroke politics, and well connected builders and land speculators.

Blessed are those who labour without profit; who pay 70% of the price of motor fuel in government tax; who suffer the highest vehicle purchase taxes in Europe;the highest alcoholic drink taxes;the highest V.A.T.taxes; stealth taxes of every kind; new rubbish taxes;water taxes(pending);road toll taxes;private V.H.I.taxes;credit card taxes,… all this, after 42% income tax ,is first deducted at source.!

Blessed are those who walk in the countryside for recreation,and are hindered and persecuted;blocked by the barbed wire fences of landowners and farmers, who take vast sums of the common people’s taxes , throughout the E.U. Empire,-and give nothing back in return.

Blessed are the Anglers who wait all day by the lakeside –and catching nothing!

Their stocks are destroyed,their labours wasted.Patiently they endure agricultural pollution,nitrate poisoning,and legalized drift net fishing by rich men in the coastal estuaries.

Blessed are the poor. They do not have quotas or licenses,like the farmers,fishermen,and publicans; to sell their goods at high prices in the marketplace; they are forbidden to catch fish in the rivers and in the sea;they cannot milk their cattle in the fields, (and milk the taxpayers as we can,)or sell alcoholic drink in the towns , at great profit.

Blessed are those who endure lawlessness, greed, and anarchy,all around them; those who are the victims of crime; scourged by illegal dumping; illegal quarrying,and illegal development.

Blessed are those communities where ribbon road development; one off housing; section 140 motions;- are commonplace in the councils.Where houses are quickly sold off, in the speculative frenzy of the times.

Cursed are the civil servants who are passed over for promotion,because of their refusal to obey my law .I shall scatter them ,and their families,and their descendents,across the land of Erin to occupy the new houses and offices built by my Elect;- Martin ‘Cu’Cullen,

Blessed are those who shun the local councils .Watch how they act,these councillors,- always full of their own importance; purporting to represent the common people while in reality rezoning lands for one another’s advantage; doing deals in dark corridors where money changes hands; profiting themselves at every opportunity; grasping and greedy -like pigs;travelling to foreign places and living in luxury hotels;ever feeding from the public trough and on the public purse, while devising new ways to tax the poor.

Blessed are those who suffer the injustice of elected leaders who have abused the trust placed upon them by the people.; Blessed are those who must evermore witness the spectacle of arrogant criminals-full of bluff and bluster-strutting defiantly before the Courts,and justifying themselves daily to the Sanhedrin Tribunal, while pompous lawyers fatten themselves from the public purse in Dublin Castle.

Blessed are those citizens of the new Europe who now find it difficult to gain employment,while companies imports and exploit cheap labour,under government licence,from far corners of the world .

Blessed are the victims of penalty points for minor infringements,and ludicrously low speed limits;-while drunken drivers nightly traverse our highways and fill the car parks of public drinking places with impunity.

Blessed are the new unemployed,as the plague of inflation traverses the land and multinational companies strike camp, and fade into the night.

But cursed are those who have sent their wealth to foreign lands ,or falsely colluded with rich bankers to avoid the tax collectors-for they shall wish they had never been born.!

Happy are those who have no connection with; and who have never voted for; and who have never profited by;- the corruption,the wasteful spending,or the pre- election largesse of the Soldiers of Destiny.

Blessed are those who cherish our ancestral burial grounds,and all traces of our rich history,and heritage;-though it shall be laid waste,in my generation.

Another Cuchulainn has arisen, in the South,and his army of mechanized chariots will desolate the land and destroy all before it.All this must come to pass and Ancient Tara itself will be laid waste.

But I tell you truly,you need not despair. Now is your hour of darkness.Now is your time of suffering.The Soldiers Of Destiny will sift you like wheat,with your own money.

All this you will suffer for my sake.

In the end it may be Labour and Fine Gael that betray you....

But your reward will be great in Heaven." This is the Word of Saint Bertie.

.Let all citizens and bin tax campaigners be happy that the Soldiers of Destiny are returning to the election fray with great gusto.The next 12 months will see many miracles from Saint Bertie.Now is a time for great rejoicing across the land. Prodigal sons and daughters will be greeted with open arms.

Closed Hospital wards will suddenly re-open.(St Mary Hearney.will perform wonders ) Not one occupied hospital trolley will be found anywhere across the land..Employment schemes formerly abandoned will re-surface.Privatization plans will be shelved.Tax bands may even be adjusted a pinch-to show the great generosity and goodness of the Disciples of Destiny.

Wheelie bins will not be molested…if at all possible,by the Soldiers.

‘Yes, believe my friends, this will be the only good Party in town for many months to come’!

In short no lobby group,union, club,or social grouping which represents a few thousand votes,or more, will be offended or disappointed.

Lottery and exchequer funds will be prized open and disbursed to the clamoring masses,in a short frenetic feeding frenzy.

.Even the Vincent De Paul Society may find some crumbs under Lazarus’s table.

As a shoal of sharks smell blood from a weakened victim, so will the people sense their weakness, and demand to be sated before the Bertie Boat battens down the hatch (re-elected) and disappears across the Lake of Galilee, into the golden sunset… for another few years.

(until the Next Coming?)

Pretenders to the True Faith will be mocked and scorned in The Leinster House Temple daily.Character assassination will replace debate.The fragmented and fractious opposition will be scattered, in great disarray.All this will come to pass, before the next election.


A prayer that never fails.....

Any person who devoutely recites the Beatitudes daily for seven weeks,and sends seven copies to seven different people,and leaves seven copies in their local parish church(of any denomination)will receive a positive response to any petition.Please address a copy,also, to Blessed Bertie c/o Leinster House.
This prayer has never been known to fail.


*.Recently a an endangered constituency) recieved a cheque for 40 million Euros,in the post, after their members assembled for a mass prayer meeting.
*Another farmer discovered that a new road was coming through his field,and received a cheque for 500,000 Euros compensation from the N.R.A.
*A third person sold his bog to the state and got 1 million Euros from Brussels on condition that he would not kill any butterflies,Flora,or Fauna for 10 years.
*A fourth lucky landowner in Wicklow was offered 2 million Euros to cease molesting hill walkers who were wandering on his barren mountain.
A fifth individual,-a poor struggling farmer until now-had his land rezoned for a Golf Course,and 50 luxury holiday homes ,beside the Lakes of Killarney,by local councillors.He later sold them off to wealthy ,retired Yanks,and bought three office blocks in Prague with the money.He is currently building office blocks in Connemara and Waterford to house the homeless Dublin Civil Servants,as a philanthropic gesture,to his local Fianna Fail Cumann.

(These are real testimonials of the efficacy of this prayer.(membership of the I.F.A.,or the Fianna Fail Party,is however necessary to ensure results like these)